Charlie Chan, Columbo and Mannix reportedly are coming out ofretirement to investigate the case of the sleeping Cub. And sincethis organization has been in the land of nod for generations, theywill have a lot of work to do.
Former Cubs closer Lee Smith used to tell the trainer not to wakehim until the bottom of the fifth inning, so it didn't take Kojakto figure out that relievers were the main suspects in the mystery.
Intrepid reporters grilled relievers Antonio Alfonseca, Tom Gordonand Kyle Farnsworth after Thursday's game, but no confessions wereforthcoming.
Interim manager Bruce Kimm demanded a more professional approachfrom his players in a pregame …
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